The Museum Of Marketistan
Umair Kazi looks back at an era.
Umair Kazi
Visions in High Octane
Swirling in the obsolescence of gasoline-induced exhaust fumes,
Umair Kazi discerns the ultimate luxury car.
Umair Kazi discerns the ultimate luxury car.
#TherapistRebrand MyBurnout
Umair Kazi channels his inner therapist.
Auntie Algo and the Perfect Rishta
Auntie Algo has a rather unconventional proposal for Umair Kazi.
When Your AI Turns into a Diva
The AI began as a dream come true, until suddenly, it decided it had enough of churning out inanities... Umair Kazi tells the tale.
10 New Year Resolutions from Your AI Ka Mazdoor
AI's New Year resolutions for 2025.
Pitching to Aliens
Umair Kazi suddenly finds himself on a Zoom call with aliens.
Haroon and the Ad-Blocker
Utopia or dystopia? Umair Kazi imagines a world without ads.
A Socratic Dialogue for the Next 25 Years
Umair Kazi decodes the Gen Z philosophy.
The Top 5 Things that Broke the Internet in 2023
Umair Kazi picks his Top 5 things that broke the Internet in 2023.
Dad’s Nostalgia Kitchen, 2045
Umair Kazi imagines himself in 2045… until he is plunged back into reality…
Rewrite, Repeat, Rant: A Peek into the Psyche of an AI Chatbot
What does an AI chatbot do all day?
AI vs Art Directors
Should your agency adopt AI tools like Midjourney? Umair Kazi is inclined to say yes!
You’ve Been WhatsApped!
Is WhatsApp becoming a workplace dystopian tool? Umair Kazi poses the question.
10 Pros in Top 5 Mode
Top 5ives of 2022.
Caught Betwixt
The dilemma of choosing between a global and a local client.
Enter the Microcampaigns
Umair Kazi hopes microcampaigns will encourage the industry to indulge in positive disruption.
Meta-Whatever-Se: Fad, Fiction, or the Future?
Is the Metaverse the marketing platform of the future? Umair Kazi dissects the question.
Is Your Creative Energy Renewable?
What to do when you feel you have run out of creative fuel.
The Gentleman’s Guide to Women in Advertising
Umair Kazi goes out on a limb.